It's almost an absolute: Whenever you NEED to or HAVE to be somewhere at a certain time, SOMEone in your multiple-child family will make sure that you NEVER get there in time. You can have every intention in the world of packing up and getting out of the door with time to spare. You could have all day to make said plans. But unbeknownst to you, each child is subconsciously hatching an evil genius type plan to whittle away the time that you have to get where you need to get to in the amount of time that you have. And the more children you have, the more time you are going to need to get ready. And of course, if there is ever an infant in that mix, they will be absolutely silent and still....Until you are on your way out the door....That's when they decide to unleash all of their unholy power....
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