First Time Parents

The first time that you ever hear the news that you are about become responsible for another human being is something that is beyond comprehension.  It's been almost 3 years since I first heard those words.  It's awesome and utterly terrifying at the same time.  You think to yourself, am I ready?  Can I do this?  Will I just mess this new person up so badly, that there's no redeeming them, or myself?......How long do I have to wait until they can log in to World Of Warcraft, and help me raid?.....